Mahmood Rattansi

Besides the game, the second most talked about topic is the ads that feature during the Super Bowl. Google Video has kindly lined them up for your viewing pleasure here: Super Bowl XL Commercials on Google Video

Who doesn’t want to have more money? Most everyone it seems! Just look at their spending and borrowing habits. Clearly these people want to be poor. They think poor. They act poor. They’re comfortable being poor. They’ve made the decision to value their lifestyle over and above their financial and personal well being. And who can blame them? Saving and growing money is hard.

Read More: Credit Review: 7 simple steps to grow your fortune

A list of winning words published by The Washington Post, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words:

1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent(n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

These have been around for a while, but still lots of fun…

London Airport Announcements